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Record 900
Tuesday 03/06/2001 8:24:49pm
Name: Tommy G.
E-Mail:
Thanks for the update Michelle... It's about time someone got to the *bottom* of all this.
Record 899
Sunday 03/04/2001 1:09:40pm
Name: Michelle B.
E-Mail:
I have serious news, and do not wish to be the butt (or buttock) of any jokes around here.
The Memory Books from SLOSH Class of 75's 25th Anniversary Reunion are ALIVE and WELL and coming soon to those who have ordered and paid for them.
Yes, I know, you've heard this before (from ME I think) butt it's true, really and truly this time. You'll see!
(I don't know if it's possible for one to order additional copies if one neglected to pre-order, butt I'll try to find out for you.)
In an effort to add perspective on this matter, I'll share what I learned from my sisters: Krissy (SLOSH class of 1978) and Libby (class of 1980). They both paid for memory books at their last reunions (in 1998 and 2000) and have *never* received their books, refunds, or any explainations either.
So I say let's rejoice when the day arrives and we are holding those precious treasures in our hands at last!
(And I at least will publicly vow to try not to criticize others who have VOLUNTEERED to make these things happen; unless of course I am willing to get up off my many many buttocks and HELP with that thankless work. amen.)
And of course, I do not mean this to be a slam at any of the others here who have been griping about those mysterious books, cuz I joined in on that too.
NEVER never a slap on the heinie, butt *maybe* just a playful little electronic pinch on the toosh!
(forgive me, I'm feeling too silly today, and this seemed like the obvious place to express it. Butt the part about the books is true!)
Record 898
Friday 03/02/2001 11:57:46am
Name: Adam
E-Mail:
Maybe that should be the question of the week!! What is the funniest number of buttocks that a man can have?
Record 897
Thursday 03/01/2001 10:13:10pm
Name: Doug Dinsdale
E-Mail: DRGumby@slaboclay.toy
Very good, Michelle!
Man with three buttocks joke...
"Adam, ....on your END?"
Wicked, eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge....say no MORE!!
Personally, the man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose always cracks me up!
Cheers!!
Record 896
Thursday 03/01/2001 4:08:50pm
Name: Michelle B.
E-Mail:
Adam, I tried it at my house and got nothing but fits of giggles. It doesn't work (for me anyway!)
Maybe it's all in the delivery...
Any experimental results on your end?
Record 895
Thursday 03/01/2001 12:49:32am
Name: Adam
E-Mail:
A man with three buttocks......What a great conversation topic. More than 2 weeks without a response. I'll have to remember that one the next time I want some peace and quiet. I 'll just blurt out "a man with 3 buttocks".
Record 894
Wednesday 02/14/2001 7:16:08am
Name: Dennis Moore
E-Mail: RidingThrough theNight@lupins.net
I suggest a court of inquiry, to get to the bottom of this!
And now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks!
Record 893
Tuesday 02/13/2001 10:52:43pm
Name: Jeff B.
E-Mail:
Gosh, Alan- isn't that a swell question of the week?
"What do you think happened to the Memory Books?"
Record 892
Tuesday 02/13/2001 10:49:56pm
Name: Doug Dinsdale
E-Mail: whatthe curtains?@hugetractsofland.org
Stop that! This 'bored' is very much in danger of becoming much too silly then! I propose we dedicate it in memory of the Memory Books whose
memory is simply that- unless of course, they've been delivered- Oh, sorry- that WAS a silly thing to surmise.........
Record 891
Tuesday 02/13/2001 1:19:09pm
Name: Sgt. Major Run To, Mrs.
E-Mail: Bloodymess@TheLarch.a-hem
Right! That'll be it then, won't it?
Record 890
Monday 02/12/2001 2:52:41pm
Name: Dopey
E-Mail:
Ho Hum
The tune is dumb
The words don't mean a thing.
Isn't this
A silly song
For anyone to sing?
(just about as silly as checking this board every dang day, hoping to see signs of life!...)
Record 889
Saturday 02/03/2001 12:03:23am
Name: Pee Wee
E-Mail:
HEE HEE. I love that movie!
Record 888
Tuesday 01/30/2001 4:08:11pm
Name: Buzz
E-Mail:
You are a sad, strange little man.....
Record 887
Tuesday 01/30/2001 1:57:01pm
Name: Sheriff Woody
E-Mail:
to everyone:
"Hey Howdy Hey!"
Record 886
Tuesday 01/30/2001 12:42:30am
Name: J. Runto B.
E-Mail:
Thanks Tom. Oh yeah, "Hi Tom!"
Record 885
Tuesday 01/30/2001 10:00:11am
Name: Tommy "R****" B.
E-Mail:
JB- So you wont feel bad: "Hi, John!"
Record 884
Tuesday 01/30/2001 8:12:27am
Name: John Barrows
E-Mail: barrowsj@qwest.net
Michelle and Matt,
I sent Judy a note saying Hi for you and a link to the message board. Maybe she will drop in.
Record 883
Monday 01/29/2001 9:23:58pm
Name: Matt Morris
E-Mail: mm985@aol.com
Well did anyone enjoy the Stupid Bowl....opps I mean Super Bowl? The word "boring" says it all. My tatter skins were a hit, as well as the steak sandwiches. Good food will always make an awful game a little bit better......John Barrows, tell Judy I said hello.
Record 882
Wednesday 01/24/2001 11:55:51pm
Name: Don Headley
E-Mail: dmjb2134@aol.com
Hi Michelle. Thanks for the welcome aboard. It's good to touch base with all of you again. I see you are living where I stomped around for about 2 years. Got to know the freeway between Escondido and Rancho Bernardo real well. The things we do for love heh? Got an email from JB. All of 2 words from him. He must be in the running for shortest email sent. In the words of the immortal Homer* "I coulda been a contender." I saw an archive message regarding a certain blue 4X4 that pranced around the HS front lawn many years ago. If I remember right, I believe it was somebody named Webster that was 2 or 3 years ahead of us. Don't remember who was with him though. I will have to dig out the yearbooks and see if I can put a first name to Webster. Thanks again for the "Welcome Home."
*Homer Simpson
Record 881
Wednesday 01/24/2001 12:05:38am
Name: Michelle B.
E-Mail:
Please say HI to Judy B. from me!
Record 880
Wednesday 01/24/2001 12:03:20am
Name: Michelle B.
E-Mail:
Hi Don (& welcome!), hi John B, welcome back Matt, and all the Runtos please consider yourselves greeted.
Don, if you have this movie figgered out, you are smarter than those of us who have been IN the dang thang so far. (Pleeze expain it to us, willya?) Sometimes I feel like I'm in a very strange dream--with lots of deja vu, and even some vuja de (a la George Carlin). Sometimes I actually AM dreaming, but I suppose that has more to do with being up all night than any lack of entertainment value here on the bored. Anyway, good to have some new voices chiming in and speaking out!
Record 879
Monday 01/22/2001 6:43:20am
Name: Sal Mon Lingcod
E-Mail: Somethingsfishy@sardineia.school.edu
The election is over, stop harping about the chads. And clean them up, little fish could get them caught in their gills and drown.
Record 878
Monday 01/22/2001 6:40:17am
Name: John Barrows
E-Mail: barrowsj@qwest.com
Matt,
Judy is doing fine. She lives in San Francisco (when she isn't in Sweden) and loves the city. Has been there since just after she graduated. She's working as an event coordinator for a large art museum.
Record 877
Monday 01/22/2001 0:14:10am
Name: Dan G. Lingchad
E-Mail: Keepcountinguntilwewinit@AlGore.Dem.disorg
Alan, if you would like to recant your earlier defense of the Kommittee in light of "MemoryBookGate", I'll understand............
Oh, by the way, I have the new question of the week: "How
many obfuscating Kommittee Members does it take to accept $$ for the
memory book and then not send it"?
Record 876
Monday 01/22/2001 0:05:46am
Name: Don Headley
E-Mail: dmjb2134@aol.com
Finally figured out the movie!!! Hello to all of you. Just spent time going through the archive messages (and a whole flood of memories). I'm sorry I missed the reunion. I didn't get any info on
the date and just last week found this site. Alan, you have done a wonderful job with the site. GOOD JOB!!! It has been wonderful to stroll down memory lane with so many of you. I promise to stay in touch and hope to see all of you at the next reunion.
Record 875
Sunday 01/21/2001 10:23:29pm
Name: Matt Morris
E-Mail: haveneverbeenrunto.com
Hello everyone, its been awhile since i have muttered useless sentences, and butchered the englash language. Well....not I cant remember what I wanted to say.....Geez, i hate when that happens. Anyway, we might not have memory books, but at least a few of us have cheap t shirts as i little something of the event. Any of you have kids in volleyball or soccer, I have some cool designs for t shirts. And i also need to develop a
website.....any takers? John Barrows....hows Judy doing? Bye all...
Record 874
Sunday 01/21/2001 8:33:38pm
Name: Don H.
E-Mail: dmjb2134@aol.com
I walked in to the middle of this movie and so far I'm still lost!! Can anyone join in? Haven't seen or talked to most of you since the 10 year reunion and just kind of wanted to catch up. In the mean time I'll see if I can figure out what this movie is all about!!
Record 873
Wednesday 01/17/2001 8:10:16pm
Name: Michelle B.
E-Mail:
...not dead (yet), just dead tired from a five-day trip to SLO-land, including a visit with postpartum elephant seal families and a night in a murphy bed (how appropriate). I even squeezed in a little research on the status of our memory books. Tune in next time for more details...
Record 872
Wednesday 01/17/2001 10:18:52am
Name: Runto prime
E-Mail: acryfor.help
(sigh)... Please! Stop me before I post again!
Let's see... first the reunion commitee have their names prominently displayed on the official class website, then avoid using the site except to respond to (mostly) well-deserved first-person digs. Next they try to set a price for the reunion dinner, but can't because they have no idea how many will attend. But until they know that, they can't set a price. After a long while, admission costs are finally devined.
Then, they dangle the "Reunion Memory Book" out there and, lo and behold, THIS price has been set in stone.
I know I've left out quite a bit, but based on the above it seems that:
1) The Memory Book is just that, a memory. So is your $10.
2) In their haste to set a price and avoid a repeat of the "Reunion Dinner" debacle, they've obviously under-bid the book (and over-paid for party supplies) and have no hope of turning it out for $10.
3) Check your mail for an "advance ticket order form" for the 26 year reunion. This is a ploy to raise enough to pay for the (by then) almost forgotten Memory Books.
Record 871
Wednesday 01/17/2001 10:04:26am
Name: Runto Number ?
E-Mail: No thanks.
Coming to a theater near you!
Did everyone die, or was that last post just too disgusting for y'all to continue?
Record 870
Friday 01/12/2001 1:12:27pm
Name: Runto #2, or is it #3, or #4?
E-Mail: Doesn't matter anyway
Yes Virginia, there really is a moist state...
and yes Michelle, there really is a John Barrows, living so close and yet so far from his dear big brother. I hope you enjoyed our little slice of paradise (don't tell anyone about the sunshine, then everyone will want some).
#'s 51 and 51 jr. are moist welcome to visit any time. Just don't let the locals see your license plates, they reload really fast up here.
Johnny Bravo and Johnny Quest are in Syndication, a not quite so moist state.
Record 869
Thursday 01/11/2001 11:46:04pm
Name: #51
E-Mail:
Michelle-
Johnny B. is always in a moist state-
as for Mr. Corob and Mr.Gin, I was not in the Porno section of B/N, I was reading "49 Ways to Make Real $$ With Faux Reunion Memory Books."
Record 868
Thursday 01/11/2001 11:44:13pm
Name: not Runto-I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!
E-Mail:
Michelle-
Johnny B. is always in a moist state-
as for Mr. Corob and Mr.Gin, I was not in the Porno section of B/N, I was reading "49 Ways to Make Real $$ With Faux Reunion Memory Books."
Record 867
Thursday 01/11/2001 5:43:02pm
Name: MichelleB.
E-Mail:
What a great idea! Is there training available for those not blessed with Runto-esque talents?
Is that really Johnny Barrows? (I was thinking you were Johnny Bravo) I got to see your big bro and family in Corvallis just a couple months ago. Don't you live in that moist state too?
Record 866
Thursday 01/11/2001 4:37:11pm
Name:
E-Mail:
I think we need a couple of volunteers to be "Runto" in the '76'(Thomas Bringle) and '77'(Johnny Barrows) reunion guestbook.
Record 865
Thursday 01/11/2001 12:53:02am
Name: Johnny B.
E-Mail:
Ok, I admit it. I have been a Runto too. I was recruited by the Fabulous Bringle Boys (they really had to twist my arm!)to cry havoc and release the dogs of war on all who cried foul during the heat of the guestbook battles. And since my brother was the Vice President, I had to do it. I will now step back and await the firing squad.
It was fun though, and I have really enjoyed all the reminiscing.
Record 864
Thursday 01/11/2001 12:35:07am
Name: Michelle Brown Sharit
E-Mail:
#1.) I want to make something clear to anyone who felt lambasted by my previous rantings. I, too, have posted under a false identity. (audible gasp) I was trying the 'if you can't beat em, join em' strategy and failed miserably. BUT I never ever EVER posted as a Runto! I'm not that gutsy (my itty bitty rudimentary cajones shrivel even smaller at the thought.)
#2.) Why can't I find that word (cajones? cojones? cahoneys?) in my Span/Eng dictionary, or even in my book of Street Spanish? Could it be related to el cajon ("the carton")? As in:"DUDE! Check out the cartons on that guy! AND why can't *I* ever find the porn section in B&N? Or was Jeff just peeking at the childbirth books
again?
#3.) Earl, you reminded me of the difficulties I've had when explaining my job title to certain family members. My 29-y-o cousin said: "Post-partum! Sounds kinda scary to me!" Turns out he was thinking of post-mortem. Not *too* many job opportunites for RNs there. (But the patients are easier to please, I imagine.)
#4.) I am very excited to be traveling to SLO tomorrow for the long weekend. (Any not-to-be-missed performances by the Fabulous Bringle Boys, et al?) Winter is my favorite time to be there (see Earl's description), tho the rest of the year isn't anything to spit at either. Actually, it was quite beautiful last August too. That Sunday at the Winery was lovely...
#5.) I'm thrilled, pleased, and proud to have a place here among the inane gobs. Adam, I think it's time we grab the pitchforks, light our brooms afire, form an angry mob and go after the Memory Book committee! (and *I* was silly enought to order TWO of the imaginary documents with my very real $20. sigh.)
Record 863
Wednesday 01/10/2001 10:05:18am
Name: Adam
E-Mail: inane@festering.gob
Since the discussion has progressed to the point of bring up "cajones grandes", I guess that it is time for me to ring in. Alex, can I have huevos for $600?
So, Runtom and Ms. Sybil are running the life support unit for the chat room. Good! Someone needed to do it.
Hey, does anyone remember what you used to be able to buy for $10! Dinner for 2 at Jack in the Box. A movie for one, with a small popcorn. A High School reunion memory book......oops. Sorry, my mistake. You can't really buy a high school memory book for $10. I wonder how much you really have to pay to get one? I wonder if they really exist at all? Maybe they are like redwood trees, and take hundreds of years to reach maturity (like me). Maybe I should have given that $10 to some street beggar to buy booze and smokes. At least it would have been put to some use!
Hey, did I mention that Alan Gin and I caught Jeff Bringle in the porn section at Barnes and Noble!
Record 862
Monday 01/08/2001 10:29:22pm
Name: Earl Towle
E-Mail: et5700@aol.com
So, I see that the inevitable change has caught up with the class site. Oh well. Anyway, I was in SLO for the holidays. I had a great time with my family. I love going to the beach in December and its 75 degrees and sunny. It was a distinct let down to return to the pernicious Sacramento valley winter gloom. Now its back to the grind (or, as an aside to Michelle, back to the orifice). Anyway, hope all is well with you all. I am looking forward to seeing some of you at Cuesta Park this summer.
Record 861
Sunday 01/07/2001 10:51:58pm
Name: Jeff B.
E-Mail: uj@slonet.org
Well, Michelle-
I must confess to taking a hiatus also due to the underwhelming non-flurries of activity on the "bored".
However, a new year means new opportunities and new heights of cynicism and sarcasm along with huge, festering gobs of inanity. Speaking of Adam, he and A.Gin ambushed me at the B & Noble downtown SLO right before Christmas. I am at a loss, however to try to 'splain the lack of participation, though your thumbs-down on the format is echoed from here I don't think AGin had much of a say in the decision. As for huevos, well, I prefer cojones any day-- How was your Christmas??
Regards, #51...errrrrrrrr........
Record 860
Saturday 01/06/2001 8:20:56pm
Name: Michelle D. B. Sharit
E-Mail:
Dear Thomas J.,
First, I apologize for calling you Tommy. That was presumptious on my part, since we've never actually met, or at least never been formally introduced. I suppose I thought it sounded friendlier somehow. Sorry for presuming--I realize that I haven't given you any reason to welcome friendly overtures from me.
Going back over what I wrote earlier, I am puzzled still by your reactions. For the record, I didn't and don't view ANYONE who has participated here (or might in the future) as "undesirable", nor did I equate using an alias with being a pedophile! Simply trying to make the point about never truly knowing the identities or motives behind the words we read here (mine included).
I believe your goal has been (please correct me if I'm wrong) to keep us thinking, challenge our creaky old attitudes, stir up controversy and have a little fun. All of this was and still is sorely needed. It HAS kept us going, but we are soooo OLD sometimes, ya know? Maybe it's time for the Geritol. I presume you have had some satisfaction, too--you are still here, after all. Again, set me straight if necessary. (Boy, I know I'm asking for it now.) Oh, and FYI, I don't blame you entirely for the lack of activity here. I think it must be the iron-poor blood among us in general, but I'd better
stick to speaking for myself only. *I* have felt stifled by some of the Runto-isms. Not expecting this news to devastate you or anyone else!
I tried to keep up and even joined in when I thought I "got it". But you and the other Runtos are too clever for me! Your brains work in amazing ways. Sometimes fascinating, sometimes boring (but I suspect that's *because* I didn't get it.)
So I was only stating my opinion about my preferences. As in, I prefer to have interactions with folks who say who they really are. I'm not sorry for having an opinion, or for stating it. I'm certainly not the boss of you, or of this board, what we discuss or what names people use. Not even trying to make it **MY** discussion forum. Just sharing my opinion. I apologize if it appeared that I was trying to do more than simply that.
I don't believe that death is imminent. I think there's life in her yet! I hope that Runto (and Thomas J. and ALL you others) will still be here to take turns doing CPR. We need you around to keep us on our toes. Keep us thinking, keep us young. Keep us true to our better selves.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Michelle
Record 859
Saturday 01/06/2001 1:06:51pm
Name: Tommy B.
E-Mail:
Hi, Michelle...Gee, I've not been called Tommy B. since Jr. High. Guess my maturity level is TOO obvious, huh?
Just FYI, I'm responsible for about 50% of the R**** listings. The others must be the work of similarly huevo-less classmates of yours. I'd be interested to know how it is you equate having an alias with being a pediphile. (not really) Regardless, now that you've lambasted a good portion of the remaining "contributors", I don't know who'll be left to participate in *your* discussion forums. A peaceful death seems assured.
Or perhaps, now that the "undesirables" have been exposed for what they are, siblings of classmates, teachers, community members, Men's Colony residents (who may also be classmates!) or anyone else will jump right in.
Before I go, however, I must thank you for attributing to me the power to empty a chat room. Runto not know own strength.
Regards, Thomas J. Bringle. (sporting a fresh set of cahones...)
(More rudeness and sarcasm is available at captainc@slonet.org.)
Record 858
Saturday 01/06/2001 11:11:13am
Name: Michelle B.
E-Mail:
Dear Runto, Runtoo, Rontu-Aru, Sybil, and all the rest,
I don't particularly like the new format either. I think we want more of a Message Board than a Guest Book. BUT the problem really isn't with those particulars, it's that almost nobody paticipates anymore. I mean, we're at the point of creating multiple personalities just to have some alternate opinions to argue about! (And even *that* isn't working so well.)
The fake names and funny e-mail addies and clever word games are cute and sometimes entertaining, but in my opinion have stifeled the flow of honest exchanges between actual real people.
YES, yes, I KNOW there is really no way to *know* who is typing under their own name and who are the 59-year-old pediphiles just
trying to win our trust. Runto could be the Unabomber and I am really Candice Bergen. And #51 is actually #4,108.
But I was naive enough to trust and enjoy hearing the thoughts of my (alleged) former classmates. I don't even mind if siblings of classmates, teachers, community members, Men's Colony residents (who may also be classmates!) or anyone else wants to join in. Hoping, of course, that they will have the huevos to identify themselves honestly.
I have a few more questions that I'd love to pose for discussion here, and I'm willing to take the risk of being bamboozeled by those with alternate personalities. (Tommy B., you can just be yourself--it's okay!)
Alan, my New Year's resolution is to help put names to the remaining #'s in the reunion photos. Are you still watching over us Alan? Could you possibly get us a more conversation-friendly format?
OR...are we all (all 4 of us anyway) in denial, and we should just let this thing die a peaceful death?
...and am I the only one who cares? (or is it just further evidence that I need to get a real life?)
Those weren't *actually* the questions I had in mind for discussion, but I realize anything is fair game around here. At this point I'd be grateful for rudeness and sarcasm! (Preferably from someone who signs their own name--easier for me to take it like a man, with huevos don't you know.) Then at *least* we'd have evidence of life.
WOW...guess there isn't a limit to how long a "guest book" entry can be. Guess I'm done testing it.
Happy New Year!
Michelle aka Sybil
Record 857
Friday 01/05/2001 0:07:58am
Name: Sybil
E-Mail:
Is this the MPD support group? 'Cause we could really use some help here...
Record 856
Tuesday 01/02/2001 9:16:20am
Name: Runtoo
E-Mail: Again?
Maybe it is just me? And me too...
Record 855
Tuesday 01/02/2001 9:15:19am
Name: Runto too
E-Mail: the same
I have issues with your issues
Record 854
Saturday 12/30/2000 2:34:42pm
Name: Runto
E-Mail:
Anyone else having issues with this new format? Is it just me? R
Record 853
Thursday 12/28/2000 8:05:27am
Name: candy ryan
E-Mail: cryan@gblawfirm.com
Record 852
Sunday 12/24/2000 6:15:48pm
Name: zank you very much
E-Mail:
I was wondering how many else of you have ever seen Santa Clause? Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! *<:^)))))
Record 851
Saturday 12/23/2000 9:53:50am
Name: mickeyshelley
E-Mail:
Nighty-night Matt!
Record 850
Monday 12/18/2000 11:05:27pm
Name: Matt
E-Mail: mm985@aol.com
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a g'night!!
Record 849
Friday 12/15/2000 6:09:16pm
Name: #51
E-Mail: uj@slonet.org
Michelle, looks like them dang techie teenyboppers what runs the website host is dipping into the files of the Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
If we wants to send a PRIVATE MESSAGE, all we's got to do is click on Alan's name on the
!
Duhr!
Record 848
Thursday 12/14/2000 10:54:12am
Name: Michelle
E-Mail:
Oh Boy! Private messages. This will be sure to liven up the conversation.(not) If we are really really good, can we hear all the secrets?
Record 847
Thursday 12/14/2000 8:24:58am
This is a private entry.
If you are the owner of this guestbook, you can press the button to view this entry.
Record 846
Thursday 12/14/2000 8:24:17am
Name:
E-Mail:
Record 845
Wednesday 12/13/2000 8:52:16pm
Name: R****
E-Mail:
I'm BAAACKK!
Record 844
Name: Adam E-mail: Date: 05-Dec-00 01:42 PM
Michelle, I think that the election hinged on Chad Brooks. His vote was the swing in
the election.
Record 843
Name: Michelle E-mail: Date: 01-Dec-00 07:31 PM
Deja Vu! So--Hensel was an early Nader then?I don't actually remember that
scandal. Was there an issue with chads?
And I'm *sure* nobody remembers that I ran (unopposed) for Jr. class
vice-president. Having to make a speech in front of the Whole School (at least
those who didn't ditch the assembly) stands out as one of THE most terrifying
moments of my life. You guys were SOOOOO scary! The beginning and end of a
brilliant political career.
Record 842
Name: Adam E-mail: Date: 01-Dec-00 02:36 PM
Hi guys, Does anyone remember the great SLOSH election (not erection) of 1975. It
was Alan Burkett vs Mark Thomas for President. There were 2 runoffs because of a
certain person, whose name I won't Hensel. Uncounted Hensel ballots in the final
count gave Mark Thomas slightly over 50% of the vote. I think that most of the
people who wrote in Hensel would surely voted for Burkett. Now Alan is on the
missing person's list. Life can be so cruel.
Record 841
Name: Squiggy E-mail:dadecountyi.think Date: 29-Nov-00 09:18 PM
...and is he pregnant or just dangling?
Record 840
Name: Lenny E-mail:oneders.com Date: 28-Nov-00 03:31 PM
Chad?....who's Chad?
Record 839
Name: R**** E-mail:horsesmth.org Date: 27-Nov-00 08:07 PM
Actually, the aforementioned screening process proved both tedious and time
consuming. We never told Chad as he's been out "of the loop", if you know what I
mean andIthinkyoudo. (Too many accidental flying mammel evacuations on the
ol'
Saran Wrap, if you know what I mean andIthinkyoudo.)The whole "audition" has
been condensed to one stringent, carefully worded exam. As of this writing, there
are only 2 questions:
1) Are you a female human? and
2) Are you breathing oxygen right now?
Harsh, I know, but we had to retain some standards. ( see previous posting...)
Record 838
Name: Chad E-mail:Runtopalooza.org Date: 27-Nov-00 08:10 PM
Michelle-
Thank you for your interest in the Runtettes. Currently, all available memberships
are spoken for.
Traditionally, Runtette auditions are held on the second Tuesday in February.
Should you so desire, an audition application is available by email. Please note that
the general requirements for "Auditions '01" have been slightly altered as follows:
Sec.5.06 should read "...pink or purple Saran Wrap only...."
Sec.6.11 should be changed from "any fluids" to "accidental evacuations.."
and finally,
Sec.6.66 should read "..flying mammals..."
Hope to hear from you soon!
Chad
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Name: Michellette E-mail: Date: 22-Nov-00 04:54 PM
Oooooh! I wanna be a Runtette! (wonder what the outfits look like...) I am picturing
lots of fringe and white go-go boots. (Think: "That Thing You Do") Too cool.
Never mind. Can't ever find that stuff in my size. Think I'll go have some turkey and
pie instead.
Record 836
Name: Michelle wakes up long enough to gush... E-mail: Date: 22-Nov-00 04:43
PM
I wanted to say (in all seriousness) how much I have enjoyed conversing with all of
you here! (um, yes, even *you*, Runto...) Thanks to each person who shared
memories, opinions, jokes, and gripes. I have been blessed by getting to know
you-all better.
OK, now we can go back to being silly.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Record 835
Name: Adam E-mail: Date: 22-Nov-00 08:44 AM
To everyone: Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving
Record 834
Name: Matt E-mail: Date: 21-Nov-00 09:49 AM
Hello all....just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. I sure have a ton of
stuff to be thankful for. I hope you guys do too.....Oh and by the
way........ROFLMAO = Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.......just a little internet
humor. As most of you guys know, i try and stay happy all the time. I am like that
silly old man in the Walmart commerical, "If you dont have a smile, you can have
one of mine". Yeah....i know it sounds dumb, but if you have something better. i am
willing to listen.
Record 833
Name: Adam E-mail: Date: 21-Nov-00 09:24 AM
"This branding iron is hot, hotter than it's not..." Unknown country western band,
San Luis Obispo, 1974.
Record 832
Name: R**** E-mail: Date: 21-Nov-00 08:53 AM
"Shoo-bop, shoo-bop, a-woooooo..." The Runtettes
Record 831
Name: Jeff B. E-mail: Date: 20-Nov-00 09:08 PM
"..they will never forget you 'til somebody new comes along.."
Henley/Frey
Record 830
Name: Earl Towle E-mail:et5700@aol.com Date: 20-Nov-00 09:04 PM
"I saw a DeadHead sticker on a Cadillac, a little voice inside my head said 'don't look
back, you can never look back.' I thought I knew what love was, what did I know?
Those days are gone forever, I should just let them go..." -Don Henley
Record 829
Name: Michelle Wakes UP! E-mail: Date: 20-Nov-00 10:32 AM
OH! Now I get the picture...sounds like a sequel to "While You Were Sleeping..."
Part II:"...I Borrowed Your Mini-Van, Mom"
Guess it might make an OK tour bus for The Fabulous Runtos' first international tour
(to Canada). I hear they will be opening for The Intruders, are all venues sold-out
yet?
If you see a seafoam green Sienna full of 40-something groupies, hauling a** up
the I-5, please call me...
Record 828
Name: Adam E-mail: Date: 20-Nov-00 10:05 AM
Michelle, I don't think that Jeff wants to take you anywhere. I think he wants your
car. Better give me the keys instead. Don't give Runto too much credit. He's
probably some punk musician scheming on older women. I wouldn't be surprised if he
and Jeff were somehow connected.
Record 827
Name: Michelle-YAWN-Bee E-mail: Date: 19-Nov-00 09:40 PM
...and this means trusting YOU and all the rest to drive? Hmmmmmm. Could be a
very interesting trip. Hope I packed the right wardrobe. Wake me when we get
there?
Record 826
Name: Jeff B. E-mail: Date: 19-Nov-00 01:44 PM
There, there, Michelle- It's okay! We're your friends!
Why don't you just hand us your car keys & drift off back to NappyNappy Land?
Record 825
Name: Michelle corrects herself E-mail: Date: 18-Nov-00 01:04 PM
Oh! I *meant* to say: the TWEEDLES Dee & Dum. See, I can't even seem to get
my own messages straight.
Heavy sigh....
Record 824
Name: Michelle B. E-mail: Date: 18-Nov-00 12:57 PM
R****, R****, R**** ! (Runto?) Why do you make me feel so old, slow, and
stupid? I was trying to find our copy of "Alice" to see if there actually was a Humpty
Dumpty character included--I remember the Tweedle-Dee & Dum, but no
H.D.--and
you had to jump in with your typical cleverness. (Certainly NOT doubting Earl's
memory, just wanting to know for myself, you know)
Must be that you are so very much younger, or is it the Geritol? Please reveal your
secrets.
I may be resigned to simply watching y'all from my rocker. EH?
Record 823
Name: R**** E-mail: Date: 16-Nov-00 08:55 AM
I think Tiger DID win the Masters...
Record 822
Name: Earl Towle E-mail:et5700@aol.com Date: 14-Nov-00 09:52 PM
"The question is," said Alice,"whether you can make words mean so many different
things.""The question is," saidHumpty Dumpty, "which is to be master- that's all."
-Lewis Carroll
Record 821
Name: Candy E-mail: Date: 14-Nov-00 01:45 PM
OK, Matt, I don't get it either! Don't go shaking your finger at me either! My kids
have finished up their baseball, we actually gave up kept getting rained out and its
time to start basketball, so we said to heck with it. Which is too bad, we had a
great season!
Record 820
Name: Adam E-mail: Date: 14-Nov-00 09:42 AM
You guys must be getting really old!! You don't even have enough energy to type
the whole word of what you want to say. Or maybe I am just missing something. Or
maybe Michelle and I are missing something. And Jeff, and everyone else. Or, maybe
we just didn't do all of our homework in Abrev 1A.
Record 819
Name: Jeff B. E-mail: Date: 14-Nov-00 09:04 AM
Sorry, Michelle.
I must have misplaced my "1,001 Internet Abbreviations" book.
Translation: Matt, What The Hell Do All Those Abbreviations Mean At The End Of
Your Email?
Record 818
Name: Michelle B. E-mail: Date: 14-Nov-00 08:01 AM
I yam berry berry confused. I thought I was following along, but...?
Jeff, even my teens were no help. Are you giving any clues?
Record 817
Name: Carol E-mail: Date: 13-Nov-00 10:27 PM
Jeff, I was wondering the same thing. I don't remember having Mr. Cook as a
teacher, but that doesn't mean I didn't...
Record 816
Name: Jeff B. E-mail: Date: 12-Nov-00 02:23 PM
Matt-
WTHDATAMATEOYM?
LOL
:-)
Record 815
Name: Matt Morris E-mail:SoccerDad@NoLife.com Date: 11-Nov-00 03:33 PM
Well....another Saturday, 2 more wins!! Hurray for my kids. And December 2,3 is our
last Soccer tournament. We have been at this since April....at least we take off
December. In January we start the indoor season......Happy Birthday Carol.(The
little one) I think Mr. Cook used to call you
that....Candy...Candy...Candy....LOL....ROFLMAO
Record 814
Name: Adam E-mail: Date: 08-Nov-00 09:33 AM
I knew that I shouldn't have written in Bruce Hensel for President on my ballot
yesterday. I just thought that if enough people continued to support him, he might
have a chance. Damn.
Record 813
Name: Candy E-mail: Date: 07-Nov-00 07:09 AM
Morning guys, just wanted to let you know that I was close to home this weekend.
Went to Monterey and had a lovely time, makes me more and more homesick all the
time. I was thinking of SLO while I was there, then came home to all the rain. Just
wanted to let you know its still there.
Record 812
Name: Tim W E-mail:thweddle@earthlink Date: 02-Nov-00 09:38 PM
Hope Carol had a Happy Birthday and everyone else a Happy Halloween.
Record 811
Name: Carol "Teeny Turd Blossom" Kowalski E-mail: Date: 02-Nov-00 09:44 AM
LOL, LOL, LOL!! Michelle, you have a great memory! I completely forgot about that
name (and many others, I'm sure!) Oh, the silliness of youth!
Record 810
Name: Jeff B. E-mail: Date: 01-Nov-00 11:09 PM
Happy Birthday, Carol Cemen"teeny"- as a mutual friend & I used to refer to you in
Jr. High..
Record 809
Name: MichelleB E-mail: Date: 01-Nov-00 06:14 PM
...let's all remember that it WAS said in *love*...
Record 808
Name: Adam Corob E-mail: Date: 01-Nov-00 04:10 PM
Happy Birthday "turd blossom"!! I'm not sorry to say that it doesn't really fit you.
Record 807
Name: Michelle B. E-mail: Date: 01-Nov-00 02:00 PM
Happy Happy Birthday Carol! I remember now that you are one of the "older ones"
among us! Even tho you always *looked* younger---see, it pays off now, doesn't
it?
I can also remember something else Larry used to call you...(dare I say it?) OK,
here goes: Turd Blossom! Isn't that just so sweet and romantic?
Record 806
Name: Carol E-mail: Date: 01-Nov-00 09:34 AM
Michelle, I used to do that at the Giants games up at Candlestick Park... I would
read while the game wasn't too exciting. Larry used to call me a "Waste-0-Tick"
(meaning, waste of a ticket.) Happy Birthday to me today--#44!
Record 805
Name: Michelle B. E-mail: Date: 30-Oct-00 10:53 AM
...I always wondered just WHO really "came home", anyway! The only reason I ever
go to a football game now is to see my son perform with the band at halftime. I
even take along a book to read.
Record 804
Name: Adam E-mail: Date: 30-Oct-00 08:45 AM
Carol, Don't feel bad about not going to the game. I was so apathetic that I never
even went while I was in High School.
Record 803
Name: Carol E-mail: Date: 29-Oct-00 03:52 PM
...guess not...well, I didn't go either.
Record 802
Name: Carol E-mail: Date: 27-Oct-00 02:04 PM
Anyone going to the SLOSH Homecoming game tonight?
Record 801
Name: Candy E-mail:cryan@gblawfirm.com Date: 27-Oct-00 01:02 PM
Hi guys, checking in again. As to MB's question. I've been in the legal profession
over 20 years now and like Adam stumbled into it. I had a cushy job working for
Britannia as a buyer in 78 and theyhad a huge cutback so I lost my job. I took a job
as a receptionist in a law firm in Seattle, hoping I'd be rehired by Britannia. A year
later I moved up to legal asst./secretary and have been doing that ever since. I
even got my paralegal certification from USD along the way. My current job is the
bomb! I have been working with a terrific woman lawyer for the past three months,
who is also a friend and cohort and I love every minute of it. Every day is a new
adventure, I get to solve problems, make the clients happy and kick some lawyer
ass occaisionally. Sometimes its like, I know you are but what am I, but most of the
time its kickin.